diff options
Diffstat (limited to 'weatbag/tiles/n5w7.py')
| -rw-r--r-- | weatbag/tiles/n5w7.py | 96 |
1 files changed, 96 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/weatbag/tiles/n5w7.py b/weatbag/tiles/n5w7.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b371ea9 --- /dev/null +++ b/weatbag/tiles/n5w7.py @@ -0,0 +1,96 @@ +from weatbag import words + +class Tile: + map_word = "Lighthouse" + + def __init__(self): + self.trapped = True + + def describe(self): + if self.trapped: + print("You are inside the lighthouse. You hear a clicking sound " + "and the door closes behind you.\n" + "It is dark, and an enormous cat sits on a computer " + "compiling felinux kernels.\n" + "You try to open the door and leave but you realize it is " + "locked.\n" + "The cat turns at you and hisses loudly.\n" + "She grawls and because you now speak cat, you understand " + "what she says.\n\n" + "Puny human, how dare you disturb my peace!\n" + "If you tell a lie I will hang you; " + "if you tell the truth I will shoot you.\n\n" + "It looks like you are condemned... Though if you think a " + "bit more there is an appropriate answer that gets your ass " + "out of this hell!\n") + + # The exact answer is 'You will hang me'. If she hangs him, then the + # statement was true and she could only hang him for telling a lie. + # If she shoot him, then it makes the statement a lie and she was only + # to shoot him for telling the truth. + # An alternate solution is to say, "You will not shoot me," leading to the + # same quandary for the killercat. + + else: + print("You are inside the lighthouse. There's a computer in a " + "corner and some printed papers on the ground with " + "scribblings like:\n\n" + "SO IM LIKE FIBBING WIT N OK?\n" + " LOL ITERATE FIBONACCI TERMS LESS THAN N /LOL\n" + " SO GOOD N BIG LIKE EASTERBUNNY\n" + " BTW, FIBONACCI LIKE BUNNIES! LOL\n" + " U BORROW CHEEZBURGER\n" + " U BORROW CHEEZBURGER\n" + " I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER\n" + " HE CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER\n" + " WHILE I CUTE?\n" + " I AND HE CAN HAZ HE AND I ALONG WITH HE\n" + " IZ HE BIG LIKE N?\n" + " KTHXBYE\n" + " U BORROW HE\n\n" + "Ah huh you think... lolpython fibonacci. Crazy catworks. " + "Nothing to do here!\n") + +#http://www.dalkescientific.com/writings/diary/archive/2007/06/01/lolpython.html + + def action(self, player, do): + if self.trapped: + if do == ["you","will","hang","me"]: + print("You dirty little human, I can only let you go now!\n") + self.trapped = False + elif do == ["you","will","not","shoot","me"]: + print("You dirty little human, I can only let you go now!\n") + self.trapped = False + elif (player.has("catfood") + and (do[0] in words.use or do[0] in words.give) + and "catfood" in do): + print("Do you think that if you bribe me with catfood I'll let " + "you leave?\nCatfood will not save you this time.\n" + "The fat cat steals one catfood and eats it. You should " + "be more carefull next time.") + player.take("catfood") + self.trapped = False + else: + print("Keep saying bullshit and your end is close!") + else: + print("I don't understand.") + + def leave(self, player, direction): + if self.trapped and direction in ("w", "n"): + print("You are my prisoner, I won't let you leave. But even if you " + "could leave these are the inner walls of the lighthouse you " + "idiot! And then the sea.") + return False + elif self.trapped and direction in ("e", "s"): + print("What do you think you are doing? I won't let you leave. " + "You are my prisoner!") + return False + elif direction in ("w", "n"): + print("It's the lighthouse walls. What are you gonna do? " + "Hit your head on them?") + return False + else: + print("You are out!") + return True + +test_items = ["catfood"] |